Step away from the desk … we repeat, step away from the desk, it’s Desktop Bouncer to the rescue to guard your stuff. Your colleagues will think twice before borrowing the stapler never to be returned. If you’re like us and get sick of people pinching stuff off your desk, then you definitely need the Desktop Bouncer to help out. He’s as easy as flicking a switch and then you’ll get all sorts of awesome comments like “Your name’s not down. You’re not coming in” when anyone approaches. We love it! Even better, he comes with that brilliant Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells mockney accent! It’s Desktop Bouncer at the ready to serve and protect your stuff.
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